Boss Housley Mug
Melissa Ann Housley, known affectionately as Meliss-issa-yum-yum, is an American leader and inspiration to all....Though all of the honorable Miss Housley's wondrous achievements cannot be summarized in a mere encyclopedic entry, the following list attempts to highlight some of her most notable accomplishments and traits... Founding member of the Brigade Against Women Wearing Hats in Public. Princess of all things sassy Cold weather queen Amateur Michaela Quinn impersonator Five Star General of the Painted Toenail Gestapo (she's referred to as "Boss Housley" by those subjected to her reign) Professional Pressure Washer Innovator in the field of chocolate and it's medicinal purposes Blue beverages beware... Aspiring pen rider and steer growler Amphibian Aficionado (frogs are her favourite) Holds the world record for being the oldest person to drink daily from a pink sippy cup Voted most likely to be barefoot and pregnant by 2018 Ambassador to Gingers everywhere
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Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!