Bobby Colby
An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole. All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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