Baseball Darts Mug
A game where pinpoint focus and immense talent colide with mental capacity and a desire for success. The game involves all the normal rules of baseball, with high percent singles and dangerous HR balls, encanvassed with double play and sacrafice trenches. The room in which it is played is located in the deepest part of a Grace street Castle Ruled by King Shazzle and his band of goons. (see king Shazzle). Many never win and the penalty for a loss is unknown as no loser has ever been seen again. The room has been rumored to be surround by a moat filled with deadly levels of Snake juice. And if the Snake juice gets in a competetor's eye he must finish the game with one or both blind eye(s). nobody knows how to win or how to beat the residents of the castle, but Challenges often arise and the challenger always disappears. The prize for beating a resident of the Grace Castle is also unknown, some say it leads to riches and other to a life time guarantee of Copenhagis-Skoalisis. The secrecy is what cuts you to death when you enter the baseball Dart room or so they say. Some say even if a man wins, the deadly toxin of snake juice will penetrate the payers lungs, and he will die before he can collect his prize.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing