Baltimore
The best of the worst of American cities. Highest incidents of violent crimes. Highest rates of stds. Heroin capital of the US. Mayor tries to campaign on getting the murder rate under 300. The third worst dressed city. The fourth worst city for urban youth behind Detroit and Atlanta. Ranks 192 out of 193 for best drivers. Some of the worst schools in the state. Locals will try to convince you that the whole two blocks of the Inner Harbor, which was a last ditch attempt to save the city, is a redeeming quality. It is funny to watch Raven's fans try to talk smack about established franchises like the Steelers and Redskins, though no one went to a game till the Raven's went to the Superbowl. What is even funnier is that Poe might have been a Giant's fan, considering he spent more time in New York. The second arguement is that every city has crime. Every city has a deli too, doesn't mean you want to eat there. Baltimore has JHU, the most prestigious medical school in the world, and the med students and interns get mugged on their way to class. The city should consider itself damn lucky the school hasn't moved. What is going for Baltimore? Good Food Camden Yards
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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