Ashley
Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created. Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her. She is sexy and cute af at the same time. Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect. Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter. She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home. Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet. She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you. Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table. She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off. She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.” She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven. Ashley is too perfect for this world. Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy. Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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