Andrew
Is a very funny guy but yet tremendously attractive. He is the guy who is a loyal friend and also a caring, sweet, charming, handsome, cute! boyfriend. He is the one to call when in need. He is usually tall, dark haired,and tan. Although he can be a jerk he is still generally a sweet guy. His hobbies include hunting, fishing, watching sports, and acting like a bad ass. But you have to love it. If your in the mood to get your head talked off about a deer or maybe a thing that happened a week ago and then wanting to argue about it; he would be the one to talk to. Everything that andrew thinks is freakishly his way or no way. He is a ridiculous ping pong player but thats probably because of his cat like reflexes and a hand the size of an ape. Andrew has the super power of growing a large amount of hair on his face to the point where he has to shave it everyday. Andrew is a guy who has 0% body fat which includes 0% of a butt. His sense of humor is somewhat magically wierd but also kind of funny. Dont ask andrew to take a picture because they will usually turn out quite the joke. Andrews feet are like two wool socks, they are large and extremely hairy. He has an unorthodox amount of stories to tell you about a wiffel ball game that seem like they last about a year or two.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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