Urban Dictionary Hoodies

cewebrity: an internet personality that has attained celebrity

bad economy: An all-purpose excuse that people use during a recession to justify doing things that are below their usual standard. Often these things in reality have little or nothing to do with the economic circumstances.

Whole Grazer: Person who feels as though Whole Foods is so expensive that in order to get their money's worth, they have to try every sample available, often multiple times

tweetup: A group of friends on Twitter (social network) that are planning to meet up. A request by a user to meet with friends via Twitter.

Textagram: Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.

BlackBuried: Being inundated and exhausted trying to be on top of all your email 24/7 with your handheld mobile device

Social Notworking: The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

sky up: sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

inbox rot: To neither accept, nor decline a friend request from someone on Facebook or Myspace. Used in situations when you don't want to accept someone's friend request, but you also don't want to be rude by declining them.

Flee-Mail: E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.

Strand-up comedy: The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

sexsuade: To convince someone to agree to, accept, or do something, usually by using the promise of sex (explicit or implicit) or by withholding sex until you get your way.

dejabrew: Much like deja vu dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer.

I-Peeper: eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

Cheat Chain: When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, etc. Eventually having everyone in the cheat chain having the smart kids answers, ideal for desks set in rows.

rebooty: 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

parade maker: (n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

you wastin my minutes: for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please

Marty McFly Complex: A character flaw of pride, in which a individual will take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if their courage is questioned, such as being called a chicken or a coward. Marty McFly in Back To The Future Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause

remote dance: The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control. All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.

Crash Wednesday: The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week. Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

yellular: The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

off the box: the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake. Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released

spicey edit: When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.

laundry limbo: Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don't feel like putting it away

seatback: The action of accidentally leaving something behind on an airplane, most notably in the seatback storage area in front on you.

double freeture: When you pay for one movie at the cinema but sneak into a second flick once the first one is done.

Stanky Leg: A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them