Urban Dictionary Hoodies

cobra yawn: The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.

youtuber: One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable. A couch potato of the new millenium.

Reader's Block: Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

approval from corporate: A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.

Involuntary "You Too": When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Redshirt: Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner. Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.

wwjkd: What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Fall Back Program: The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.

swine flucation: The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare. Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.

Buffer Guest: A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

NGL: Not Gonna Lie Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.

rescue chip: A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.

problem saturation: A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

youtube moment: A moment or short event where you wish you had a video camera with you. The video equivalent of a kodak moment.

Aisle Salmon: The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

autotune: Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software. An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

dudevorce: When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Dr Google: A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

Twatted: The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter. Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?" Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted." Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

tolerance juice: Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation. In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be. Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout. Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.

Tweet-Dropping: When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves. Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.

recalculating rap: The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.

opposite marriage: The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

ding dong ditch: to knock on an anonymous door and run away

chronic: 1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. 2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

Facebook Foreplay: Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.

too posh to push: Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

erectoral vote: 1. A vote on something that means dick. 2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.