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Stanky Leg: A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them

tired high: a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

marathoning: Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

Slip of the thumbs: When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.

lol theory: The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

chick flick: A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

hello list: The list of people you have to or want to say "hello" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected.

retro-cringe: When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn't say, etc., the day before..

carcolepsy: a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Twitterrhea: Too many twitters per hour.

canniversary: A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

coin wanking: the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues

prostiboots: Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

Drafternoon: any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

DLS: Dirty Little Secret -a secret you and someone else share that you don't want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person's ears

Bale Out: When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.

sofa king: A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

boss sandwich: An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.

VOCD: "Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder" Function: Noun A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

fornicating fido: fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

bedgasm: A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

American Idling: What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol

BlackBerry Prayer: The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

Land it in the Hudson: An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."

default potential: A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.

Baby Goggles: A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.

transaction: The sex you get from a crossdresser.

shyPod: When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod.