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Are you shitreous?: A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

ghetto upgrade: When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

Police Chase: Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

teabagging: the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

niteflix: Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.

m4m: Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

echo chamber: A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.

extheist: Someone who was raised with religion but later abandoned the practice.

notice me e-mail: In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.

California roll: v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

FriendTM: When a friend low on cash (the paper kind) pays the group's bill on their debit card in order to get the cash from their friends--therefore avoiding both the ATM surcharge and the inconvenience of finding one.

average: 1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks 2. adj. bad 3. n. one who is not good

boxset bully: Person who pushes you to watch huge quantities of their favorite TV show by offering to lend you the massive DVD boxset. Applies to: Lost, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica, West Wing, Heroes , Dexter, Family Guy etc

flat out: To be extremely busy.

LDOC: Last Day Of Class. Used by students in away messages and Facebook status updates to denote their sheer enthusiasm at realizing the semester has come to an end. Exponentially more exciting when it is the LDOC of the year or LDOC of school (i.e. the end of high school, college, or professional school). Not coined by Duke University, although they try to claim such.

april baby: A term coined by lil wayne, meaning a fool.

It is what it is: Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

controller thrower: A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.

lesbro: 1. A man who has more friendships with lesbians than other women or men. ant. fag hag 2. A man who befriends lesbians with the intent to seduce them.

recessionitis: noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away. The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it. see also: recessionista

Bromance: Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Passenger Brake: The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car. It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment. It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.

Recessionista: A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.

nonversation: A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Facebookemon: The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.

bitchassness: Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.

Lehman Sisters: Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.

Zombie Company: 1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.