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Obamama: Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.

Obama Day: is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch Obama related events or to see Obama related rallies, specificly the Inauguration.

kthxbi: I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.

Mall Feet: The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading. There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

neologasm: the pleasurable feeling from having coined a new word. Combination of neologism and orgasm.

sideboob: A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.

birthday: The day I came out of a vagina

Blind transfer: When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

precop: abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

trusticles: Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

ex-hole: your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.

Kitchenheimer's: When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

NSFL: Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.

resolution rush: the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly

faceboink: Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community

RDF: Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

f/u: follow-up: to pursue in an effort to take further action

Textually Frustrated: When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.

snow hysteria: When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.

good talk: A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.

Y2K9: The simultaneous worldwide crash of every 30GB Zune worldwide during the early hours of the morning on Dec 31, 2008.

new year's eve: The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.

brickberry: A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.

humble pie: To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

protip: n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject. often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.

bake off: A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.

christmas bogus: Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.

merry textmas: The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.