Urban Dictionary Hoodies

hinky: Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.

Restless Lip Syndrome: When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.

The book off: The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.

Tattoo Remorse: Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

microvisit: The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.

anuscript: The script of a pornographic movie.

High Crime: A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.

Upper Case voice: Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.

cyberchondriac: Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have Similiar to a hyperchondriac

impactful: A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

thirst person: The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.

Keep fucking that chicken: Keep up the good work. Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

Sticker Paralysis: The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

pirate bath: The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

shirt mask: the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

Imma let you finish: Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West. Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.

Enragement ring: A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

beer under the bridge: When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.

kind of a big deal: A term for a person who is facetiously joking about how important/cool/awesome they are.

no-motion: 1. A promotion without a raise or bonus. 2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus).

put the boot in: (British) Kicking somebody when they're down.

half-your-age-plus-seven: The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.

You lie!: The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

dish envy: Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.

NIB: New in Box, meaning brand new and never used

one upper: An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.

off-sight meeting: A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction. However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

nerd-person: The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.