Urban Dictionary Hoodies

latchkey wife: Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.

amscray: Pig latin for "scram," which means "leave."

Joke Insurance: When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

Burning Envy: The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.

immaturation: the process of becoming immature

mascary: when a person wears a scary amount of mascara

cookie duster: A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

afterclap: afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped. normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.

Food Douche: A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

manther: The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

shress: An article of clothing that is a mix between a shirt and a dress. Best described as those frilly tops that girls wear over jeans or tights and often wear boots along with them.

I take my leave: A polite way of saying goodbye.

prefill: When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.

wee-wee'd up: Getting wound up or riled up over an unimportant issue.

friendly review: A positive review you give to a movie, book, TV series or CD that you don't like but which a friend has recommended to you, usually because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

manstration: When a man is going through his monthlies

good hang: someone who is fun to hang out with

brom com: Short for bromantic comedy

blinker beat: When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.

buffer race: the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

pisshap: A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor. Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.

sloth-cloth: An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house. The word is hard to say many times quickly.

Magic Toaster: A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

go primitive: Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

aggressive passive: A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.

Find Cuisine: To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.

making clay: Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.

Dohment: One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid. The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.