Urban Dictionary Hoodies

mantrum: when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.

no offense: A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

Northwest Nap: A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force. Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

cocktail weenie: A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

Dank: Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

bullshine: Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.

people voice: A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends. This voice is automatically happy, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice. It is also often more high pitched. This is often the voice people use when answering a telephone or when working in retail. Similiar to the girlfriend voice.

last texter: That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.

Selective Fatigue Syndrome: Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.

different hats: A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.

cougar crush: Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.

attention whore: Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

broner: A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

underboob: cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts

Procrasturbating: Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

cactus legs: the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.

Caraoke: Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.

Facebook crush: A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.

bangover: Sore neck as a result of headbanging at a metal concert.

remembeer: The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.

GMAS: Acronym for give me a second.

porn storm: Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

shoe whore: 1. Someone who owns too many shoes. 2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.

call the roll: When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school. People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call. Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.

bedding the rules: When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.

objectively attractive: A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

courtesy fart: When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

maybe later: a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."