Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Ghost Tweeter: 1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise. 2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague. 3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them. 4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

making base contact: Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

holidrawl: Depression caused by the lack of a holiday to party about for at least a one-month period. Typically occcurs between St. Patrick's Day and Memorial Day in the US and also during the month of August when holidrawl is present between 4th of July and Labor Day.

nom de strip: A name assumed for glamour photography / pornography / other sexual activity when an alias might be advisable; one's stripper name.

finger guns: A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

Wait, shit: Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

bro favor: (n.) Pronounced like the spanish "por favor", bro favor is an act of goodwill asked of one's "bro" or "homey". (adv.) Still pronounced like the spanish "por favor", but used in place of the word please.

email courier: An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Beer summit: The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.

Birther: A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

weenis: Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Cankles: The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

business shower: An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.

lbd: LBD: Little Black Dress. A knee-length or shorter black dress, suitable for cocktail parties, etc.

man cave: A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.

unsurance: Coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary.

Writer's crap: Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.

TTYN: Talk to you never

cold jerky: The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

elbow tag: When in a theater with shared armrests, the act of carefully adjusting one's posture so that your arm touches the arm of the person next to you, but not so much that they move their arm away.

Bachelor Wash: A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

fauxhawk: A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

dick magnet: The opposite of a chick magnet. Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

Conversational Blue Balls: When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.

butter face: n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

air jerk: Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.

march of dimes: A procession or gathering of attractive females.

Pullin' a Palin: 1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit. 2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.