Urban Dictionary Hoodies

shopaholic: a person who can't stop spending money at the mall

turkey bark: Farting after eating turkey.

Stress to Impress: Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress.

Trailer Fraud: When a trailer misrepresents the movie it advertises. When you view the actual movie, you see the trailer has nothing to do with the narrative, characters or plot. You are a victim of trailer fraud.

moviegating: To follow any type of car for any period of time to watch the tv inside of the car

man chair: A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.

PED XING: A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money in order to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was.

spit take: A visual gimmick used in film and on stage where a person is surprised or taken aback by another's actions or words while drinking, and spits or sputters that liquid.

expiration chug: when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

darth breather: Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.

Palintologist: A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Bike-Curious: A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.

gaydar detector: A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.

Weiner Cousins: When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

brown out: Less intense than the experience of "blacking out" when drunk and not remembering portions (or all) of your night, "browning out" occurs when you don't remember something until someone brings it up. It's not a complete blackout, but partial, because you remember once someone refreshes you.

Vulture Capitalist: A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

cock block: One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

automagically: adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

indoorsman: A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

Febreze shower: When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

Status Malfunction: When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

to your point: Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.

Piglet Flu: During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

sport snob: someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.

right-of-stay: when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.

jfgi: Just Fucking Google it. You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.

Movember: Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month climaxes with participants comparing and appeciating each others mostaches in a manly, non gay way.

Costume Malfunction: An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.