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reindeer gaming: the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

gift crack: The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.

Christmas Eve Eve: The day before Christmas Eve, 2 days before Christmas.

santaclaustrophobia: fear of too many santa clauses

Gift Parasite: A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

Christmasochist: Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.

Cashmas: The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February. Also "$mas".

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi: A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Chipmunk gift: A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver. On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

immaculate congestion: When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

pornament: noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

tiger's wife mad: the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.

Elf-Esteem: The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you. The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

Short story long: Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

Canadian Refrigerator: A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.

Wiper Beat: When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

urban dictionary: A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism. It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.

sorry dude: A friendly and common greeting in snowboarder language.

Face base: The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to appear on Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "In a relationship".

booty text: The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call

photobomb: (verb)- to drop in a photo unexpectedly...to hop in a picture right before it is taken.

word receptacle: n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation.

management by driveby: When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from him/her without stopping to listen to your answer. Way for manager to know what his/her people are doing.

Kobe Special: A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

airplane mode: When someone cuts themselves off from the world by not logging on to Facebook or checking their cell phones. Usually occurs after a breakup or a rough work week. Derived from the cell phone setting of the same name in which incoming messages or phone calls cannot be received.

holiday pounds: The extra little bit of weight you put on during a period of being on holiday or vacation.

Thanksgiving Beard: An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day. Also known as a Holiday Beard

sacrelicious: Adj. 1) A description of a recipe that should not exist for religious reasons, but tastes good anyway. 2) Any cooking done with communion wafers.