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Olympic Narcolepsy: The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Balls out: To exude tremendous effort, to try extremely hard.

that's crazy: It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all. It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....

Verbal Handcuffs: When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

yawn pong: A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.

mfeo: acronym for made for each other

Verbal Card: A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.

Jack off all trades: A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners

Lady and the Tramp it: (v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp." (v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.

Redneck Teleprompter: Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

snowpocalypse: snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.

mondaze: a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

LCD Trip: When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.

It's complicated: One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.

slurring your text: when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

Urbaning: To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.

Vaguebooking: An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

evasive mumbling: Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

Street Creep: 1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

that's a good question: A phrase usually indicating that the speaker has absolutely no idea how to answer said question. Often used to stall for time.

the time: Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.

Grand Theft Impairment: The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.

iSmear: A long horizontal smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a greasy finger.

iphone effect: shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.

oral sex: The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse. These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.

time vampire: Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

Dick Offset: Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.

hyphenated: A woman who is married.