Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Virgin Ears: A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

singletasker: Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

chin strap: A patch of hair grown on the chin that looks like a chin strap for a football helmet. Similar to a goatee.

pre-hab: Where people go to avoid a future addiction.

FOL: Fuck OUR Lives also see FML

Pi Time: The time of the day where a digital clock reads 3:14.

beer thirty: Time of day (usually late afternoon to early evening) at which drinking a beer becomes necessary.

cray cray: So unbelievably close to sheer insanity that one word cannot express the sentiment alone.

Nerd Bird: An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

recrap: To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.

Business Buzzed: an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

Midnight Munchies: The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Toilet Mummy: When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

yardsale: to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

self-defecating: To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

shopped: Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor

Talk in Third Person Day: An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Cracked Screen App: When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

It's a Trap: A phrase mentioned by Admiral Ackbar in "Return of the Jedi", in which states the obvious: The Rebel fleet fell under a trap set up by the Imperial Navy. Now used in several message boards as a multi-purpose phrase

No stalk: Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

F9: To go through relationships rapidly, to be promiscuous. Derives from Chatroulette, where the F9 key brings another chat-partner up.

dead cat bounce: Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."

Best-Behavior Friend: Also known as 'BBF'; a friend whom you have very little in common with and you act on your best-behavior when you're with. A best-behavior friend does not typically know the extent of your true character or transgressions because you misrepresent the truth to make yourself look good or innocent. A person with a best-behavior friendship may see the friendship as important or long-standing and so lying about situations or leaving out key facts becomes common.

Mutually Assured Distraction: The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

cognitus interruptus: A disruption of the normal thought process, normally by an external distraction. This occurs most often at times where mental focus is a necessity. Cognitus interruptus sometimes leads to procrastination, leading to further cognitus interruptus and creating a cycle. Not to be confused with coitus interruptus, which is something entirely different.

stealth abs: When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.

echo boomer: The child of a Baby Boomer.

Noted.: A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.