Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Wowfuck: (noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.

??: What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying

step-fucker: somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.

Netflix and Jill: When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

fecally challenged: A person suffering from severe constipation.

instagram bae: someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram

daddy talk: A girl calling her man daddy like "Fuck me daddy"

Forever Alone: Being Single

petextrian: n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

schlonged: To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

ugly sleep: Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

poormouthing: Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,

I fuz: I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.

Yelp Special: What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

dick chicken: A game between two guys who pull out their dicks and walk towards each other. Both lose or win if dicks touch. Play when drunk!

cheater app: An app such as Kik, Whatsapp or Snapchat that allows people to anonymously chat. They are often used by people cheating or playing games online.

truuuu: Used by illiterate instagram commenters to express reaction or mutual agreement to a certain subject or topic.

Conversational Remorse: The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Sympathy Boner: Something males (mostly) get when they attempt to console a female who has recently found out about an unfaithful mate.

Amazon and anal: Like Netflix and chill but with butt stuff.

lol'd irl: Laughed out loud, in real life. For when you actually, legitimately, do laugh out loud after reading something. Not the pity 'lol' you throw down just to be polite or because you don't know what the fuck else to say.

feelin' yourself: To have a sense of confidence; to be pleased with the way you look and show it through actions.

preggophile: A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.

kanye not: Can you not

hype girl: Ultimate turn up girl of the squad. Get's the party going.

special snowflake: The Special Snowflake (Also referred to as one with the "Special Snowflake Syndrome" or "SSS") is a person who believes they are different and unique from everyone else because of something there are or do. This thing they are or do, most commonly is something is something many many other people are doing, E.G. Genderfluid, Therian (Otherkin), etc. Special Snowflakes almost always have a superiority complex.

drake face: The face you make when you're a little more than just sad.

kings toe: Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe