Urban Dictionary Hoodies

trap queen: loyal, respectful, and wise women. both street smart & book smart. respectful to her family and, friends. loyal to her lover. she has style and admires, many haters but considers them fans.

Free-farting: Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.

onion check: The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

sleep swiping: When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping

this dude...: A reference to any person who is oblivious to his or her own selfish and/or ridiculous behavior, usually said with an over-the-shoulder side-eye.

lactivist: a woman who nurses her child in public as a protest against people uncomfortable with seeing breastfeeding.

pork hole: a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.

trill: The correct definition of trill is: to be true to ones self and real with all.

white lighter myth: The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.

go ham and cheese: go hard as a motherfucker when you eat

that good good: Having good pussy or dick

Cheeky Nandos: When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

Rekt: When someone gets completely destroyed.

cbt: CBT stands for "Cock and Ball Torture". Torture can be inflicted by: Slapping, Squeezing, Pinching, Weights/Parachutes. The testicles can stand great pain but caution should be taken. In some cases, "Torture" is considered "Play". The testicles are simply tugged on or stretched out. Most men find handling, stroking and squeezing gently is a pleasurable sensation. Some enjoy using ball stretchers to achieve a longer sac.

Pedo stache: A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

pet parents: A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.

auto erect: When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

Handufactured: Handcrafted, handmade

Hate-like: When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don't like at all and the other person has no idea.

Trend Bomber: When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.

Crash Your Squad: When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.

Drain the Poison: An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.

lactcident: Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

Help a tree grow: Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Snapchat Slapped: "Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.

Intercoarse: Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.

Jean Jam: When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.

Netflix and Chill for One: A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.