Urban Dictionary Hoodies

The weird part of Youtube: The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.

angel's touch: When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.

white peopling: Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don't usually participate in.

And then i fucked her up the ass: What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

Didn't Do List: When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.

sex sickness: The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex

hooded soldier: A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.

FOH: Fuck Outta Here A shorter way to say Get the fuck outta here

Starfish: When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

plump girls: Ladies that are over 380 and are very confident about their weight.

Luckfully: Adj/verb: thankfully lucky

phone girlfriend: Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with

Headphone Zombie: When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

gods bra: Going bra less

shamefuck: The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

SFTME: Sorry For The Mass Email

SFTC: A more discrete, faster way of saying "Straight For the Cock"

SFTN: Single for the night

ashy dick: A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)

Insta-lerking: Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

on my shit: Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.

trifling bitch: A backdoor girl. One who can't be trusted. A girl who is all about opportunity and doesn't care who gets hurt. Her feelings are never real and turned on and off based on "what's in it for her". As a friend, you can never confide in them, because if it suits them, they will betray you without a second thought. As a girlfriend, well let's say, you are in for an emotional roller coaster and she at the controls. But it won't be long before she finds what she thinks is a better ride and you will be conveniently shelved, to fuck with later. Dont bring her around any of your successful friends unless you are trying to get rid of her.

what are those?: an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.

Give me some facetime: A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex. A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.

hulu and commitment: A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

1800 hotline bling: That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good

Ghost Cheeks: Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting.

misrepresentative: 1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests 2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite 3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions 4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).