Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Afterpoop: The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

honeydude: like a sugar daddy. without the age gap.

belly bomb: A food that hits your stomach long after you've eaten it, meaning you can eat way too much of it. Usually makes you very sluggish after.

fake it for the gram: When you fake a picture to get likes on Instagram

Paragraph texter: Someone who types long responses to a text

IMAX and climax: Netflix and chill, but to the next level. It means you are going to climax with your partner while an IMAX is playing in the background. It's for adults and risk takers, while Netflix and chill is simply for children.

handcestors: HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

boyfriend credit: When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.

yuge: A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.

blew up the bathroom: When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom

Icicle Fingers: When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.

condom game: Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.

on a serious note: Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.

tanstafl: There Ain't No Such Thing as A Free Lunch. Very old slang, dating back to before ain't became a legitimate English contraction. I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.

warning tap: The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.

craptrap: 1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom. 2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.

dick chips: dikchip -noun Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

knee cleavage: A pair of knees that when picture is taken could appear to be cleavage.

On My Michelle Obama: Used in Fifth Harmony's song “BO$$”, has a similar meaning as fleek but also involves having a healthy body and diet of vegetation.

nah bihh: No girl. Aka, get the fuck out.

arctic farts: farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

powerballing: To gyrate ones testicles while copulating

idfka: I dont fucking know anymore

friendship cuddle: The akward cuddle between two friends who are not trying to go to far

bitchplosion: an explosion of bitchiness when someone/something pushes you so far that you just bitchplode

finna get crunk: Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.

shit street: Where you are when everything has gone wrong!

beefy tits: Manly tits or saggy man boobs