Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Fancy Bitch: A classy, elegant, self-sufficient woman who carries herself with dignity and pride and takes no shit from any bitch, male or female.

tbnr: The Best Never Rest

Beat-up version: noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.

Dickweed: The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

french bite: In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.

bath of shame: Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act

boyfriend dick: A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.

reply chug: To send a Snapchat video of you/your friends chugging an alcoholic beverage, prompting your recipients to reply with a chug video of their own.

frumpty dumpty: Someone who is extremely frumpy.

anal twitch: 1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus. 2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".

homie fund: When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he's gonna spot you some time in the future.

ass liquid: When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach. Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

sock marks: The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;

Fresh Air Break: A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.

Half-Day Tony: A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.

I'm dying: A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.

hulu and handjobs: Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

stoner's paradise: any store with a lot of food

shithowdy: A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.

slobbed her down: A lot of passionate kisses.

baby beard: When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

lady cork: an alternative term for a tampon.

shitakki: Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.

dick please: Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

brogetit: When your bro says or does something dumb but you're willing to forget it... brogetit.

lady snores: When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

a Baker's Shit ton: When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

typo virus: Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results