Bill Essex hoodie
A dirty Irish man known for tongue-punching fart boxes until the break of day. Favorite sayings include but are not limited to: Two at Yale, one at Brown. Two in her rut, one in her butt. Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca. Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker. Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve. Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver. Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her. Two in the bird, one in the turd. Two in the blood, one in the mud. Two in the boat, one in the moat. Two in the bow, one in the stern. Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle. Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney. Two in the bush, one in the tush. Two in the cake, one in the pudding. Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole. Two in the cat, one in the shat. Two in the cheese, one in the whiz. Two in the chink, one in the sphinc. Two in the chute, one in the glute. Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM Two in the clanker, one in the spanker. Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits. Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot. Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher. Two in the coo, one in the poo.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product