Bill Essex Mug
A dirty Irish man known for tongue-punching fart boxes until the break of day. Favorite sayings include but are not limited to: Two at Yale, one at Brown. Two in her rut, one in her butt. Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca. Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker. Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve. Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver. Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her. Two in the bird, one in the turd. Two in the blood, one in the mud. Two in the boat, one in the moat. Two in the bow, one in the stern. Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle. Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney. Two in the bush, one in the tush. Two in the cake, one in the pudding. Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole. Two in the cat, one in the shat. Two in the cheese, one in the whiz. Two in the chink, one in the sphinc. Two in the chute, one in the glute. Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM Two in the clanker, one in the spanker. Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits. Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot. Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher. Two in the coo, one in the poo.
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Customer Reviews
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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