Bill Essex tee
A dirty Irish man known for tongue-punching fart boxes until the break of day. Favorite sayings include but are not limited to: Two at Yale, one at Brown. Two in her rut, one in her butt. Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca. Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker. Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve. Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver. Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her. Two in the bird, one in the turd. Two in the blood, one in the mud. Two in the boat, one in the moat. Two in the bow, one in the stern. Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle. Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney. Two in the bush, one in the tush. Two in the cake, one in the pudding. Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole. Two in the cat, one in the shat. Two in the cheese, one in the whiz. Two in the chink, one in the sphinc. Two in the chute, one in the glute. Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM Two in the clanker, one in the spanker. Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits. Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot. Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher. Two in the coo, one in the poo.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!