Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
$32.95
by proxy: The ability to do or be something without actually physically doing it.
$32.95
retrograde revolution: The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades. Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.
$32.95
tonarrow: Means either tonight or tomorrow.
$32.95
buddy pounce: IMing someone as soon as they sign on.
$32.95
emaelstrom: A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.
$32.95
New York Minute: A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn. It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
$32.95
pimp daddy: Cool guy that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.
$32.95
Wild at: A Phrase that one would put in front of a descriptive word to further emphasize the descriptiveness. Refers to gratuity and excess.
$32.95
Lockblock: When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
$32.95
struggle: a profound state of buffoonery or oafishness characterized by pitiful performance or inability to complete menial tasks; When referring to an object, it indicates a laughable or rough appearance.
$32.95
job job: 1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail 2 a primary job; a day job
$32.95
droppin screens: Screening a phone call. Deliberately not answering a phone call because you dont want to talk to that particular person.
$32.95
Summer School: A nickname for a person (usually a girl) who exhibits no class (hence, Summer School).
$32.95
real world: 1. The world outside the Internet. 2. The world outside the education system/academia. 3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.
$32.95
gradumacate: The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.
$32.95
infinity plus shipping and handling: Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
$32.95
schooled: To teach a lesson to.
$32.95
Senioritis: noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
$32.95
school of hard knocks: Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.
$32.95
rents: Your Biological parents, or care takers. Mom and Pop.
$32.95
keep it posi: short for "keep it positive." to maintain a positive outlook. used by emokids, skaters, etc
$32.95
bang piece: Somethng you consider totally awesome.
$32.95
Whatever Humps Your Camel: synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.
$32.95
done: 1. finished, through, distroyed 2. drunk, high, wasted,
$32.95
spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.
$32.95
Emergency Dance Party: Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.
$32.95
TMI: Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.
$32.95
break the glass: Say this when you're breaking out the big guns. When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan. From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.