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charge it to the game: Similar to a "party foul." Something caused by fate, that can't be altered.

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casual sex: sex that wears trousers and a nice looking polo shirt to work and parties

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mardi gras: literally "fat Tuesday"; a festival day ending a period of celebration and excess; usually occurs mid to late February, sometimes early March. Immediately followed by Ash Wednesday and Lent. Traditional Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Mobile, AL and New Orleans, LA

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dot com: Used to add emphasis to the ending of a phrase. Usually spoken with a slight pause prior to it, and with a deeper voice than normal.

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wardrobe malfunction: A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

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can of worms: A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

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call waiting face off: When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

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pull: Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

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drive: A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle. Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis

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Spray: to use an automatic weapon to fire blindy and rapidly, releasing a large amount of bullets at one time.

jocking front jocking back

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jocking: to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

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static: 1) to cause friction during intense situations 2) an unnecessary contribution of verbal, physical, and/or emotional aggression

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No Wukkas: Abbreviation of "no wuckin' furries" which is a less vulgar derivative of "no fuckin' worries". Australian origin.

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Whip: A Nice Car , usually expensive.

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manscape: to keep the body hair trimmed

Podestrian front Podestrian back

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Podestrian: A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears. Derived from a combination of iPod and Pedestrian.

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drop the needle: To play a vinyl record.

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mwah: The sound of a quick kiss when voice is also used.Also the sound of lips smacking in a kissing motion... MWAH.. especially expressive over distances of 10+ metres...one of the nicest sounds, very flirty!

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engrish: n. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Often,not only in Japan, but all around the world.

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drop: v. 1. To knock someone over, usually associated with the first hit in a fight. 2. To spend (generally a lot of) money; to buy something. 3. To release an album. n. 1. An expensive car/convertible. (see whip)

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email: Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

loose rap front loose rap back

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loose rap: Telling lies or using corny pick up lines to impress a girl or guy to get their number, get you to fall for them, or get sex.

grody front grody back

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grody: noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing. inflected: grodier, grodiest it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".

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Suicide doors: Suicide doors refer to car doors that open in the opposite of the regular direction - hinges are at the back and the front of the door opens. Many cars before WWII had those and now it is a popular conversion on tuned trucks. Suicide doors are considered far more dangerous than normal doors because of the possiblity of opening during movement.

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tool: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

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Throwback: 1. A Mitchell & Ness classic sports jersey, or any retro sports jersey 2. Another word to describe old school music

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blog: n. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today." v. intr. The act of posting to a weblog.

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frontin: Urban slang. To put up a facade or make appearances, typically to impress or in some way deceive to maintain image. From 'to front'.

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