Urban Dictionary Tees

bang piece: Somethng you consider totally awesome.

Whatever Humps Your Camel: synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

done: 1. finished, through, distroyed 2. drunk, high, wasted,

spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

Emergency Dance Party: Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.

TMI: Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.

break the glass: Say this when you're breaking out the big guns. When evertything you've tried has failed, and you're resorting to your emergency plan. From breaking the glass of fire extinguishers to put out a fire.

dreamy: 1. Describing a totally whimsical and lovely state of mind or experience. 2. Having outstanding, superlative, or extraordinary qualities. Synonyms for Dreamy: gorgeous, fabulous, incredible, unbelievable, beyond expectations, out of the ordinary, amazing, delightful, surprisingly beautiful.

man crush: A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.

POATEW: Angry; Irate; woke up on the wrong side of the bed. From the acronym Pissed Off At The Entire World. Pronounced poe-AH-too.

snarf: to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits, especially as related to food or beverage consumption.

paste-eater: another term for a geek, nerd, dweeb. Someone who does not fit in. Refers to the kind of kid who got in trouble for eating paste in preschool activities.

what's with the socks: A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of "what's up" See plain old white socks

anti: unenthusiastic; against

tough crowd: what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

circle talk: A person/conversation that continually forgets what was just asked, and the same question repeatedly comes up. Usually associated with a medicated person. (Also see circle talker)

Death Star: A building which electronic signals (i.e. cellphone) cannot penetrate.

naplash: What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.

quarter life crisis: aka. Mid-youth crisis. Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.

tl;dr: Literally, "Too long; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.

knockin' over tables: The act of hitting on women while intoxicated. Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

farmer snort: Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Chevrolegs: The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car. Your feet.

icescapee: The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.

note to self: 1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action 2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then 3. a personal reminder

juice: Respect and credability on the street. AKA. Sauce

OCT: An acronym for On Company Time.

your mom: an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure. normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.