Urban Dictionary Tees

pawned: Pawned is something old and/or bald people say by mistake instead of pwned when trying to sound young and hip.

checked baggage: Airliner lingo for someone with children.

frequent flier: Someone who is constantly calling the police for the most ignorant or tedious reasons. Typically calls when no emergency exists.

If only: A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."

Hot Coffee: A "hidden" secret in the Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.

pulling shirt: n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

governor name: Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.

biodome: The type of large, non-flat, see-through plastic lid used to cover Slurpees and various iced coffee drinks that allows for wide spill-over of whipped cream and other edible, non-liquid material.

spade: 1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work". 2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

To clown car it: When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.

snout: Singular or plural reference to cigarettes.

crowdway: Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.

filthy: Slang for someone who is very rich (has a lot of money) or someone who has a lot of possessions

Rock Star parking: Parking up close to the venue being visited.

flashole: adj. - That person who flashes you with their brights even though your brights aren’t on.

casino air: The air you breathe inside a casino. Casino air is highly oxygenated and causes you to have high energy. The effects of alcohol and other substances is enhanced. You'll never get tired of living on casino air.

poopin: doing well, rockin', beating everyone else

factory: refers to a paint job, sound system, rims or anything else to do with a vehicle that comes standard with the vehicle.

carsophagus: A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".

reality chatspeak: It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome

backs: A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

wikillectual: one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects derived from googlectual

cellular faux: (n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

jump the couch: A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

ipod spamming: The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to. This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.

ihaircut: A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.

haterade: a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.

ride on: In in vernacular of mountain biking: right on, continue on, you are doing well, cool, etc.