Urban Dictionary Tees

Googlesearch Fan: A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.

Let me get you a straw: "You're a wuss. Learn to deal." An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP." The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal. Can be used in any situation.

seeing bottoms: Having your last drink of the night. Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass. From the expression “bottoms up.”

end of rhyme: What you say after tearing someone up in a "freestyle rap battle" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.

carspective: The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.

s on my chest: Referring to the S on Superman's chest. When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.

whatthefuck@us.army.mil: A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.

Deaded: blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

gashole: A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)

AOL Keyword: Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

Full court press: Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

bougie: Aspiring to be a higher class than one is. Derived from bourgeois - meaning middle/upper class, traditionally despised by communists.

dish jenga: The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.

alarmer: An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.

bag of pants: Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

earjacking: Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Opposite Day: Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

cheesin': Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.

urst: Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension. Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.

American Eagle: 1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States 2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

judicial: 1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice. 2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).

cosign: To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.

bis cas fri: This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.

tinfoil hat: 1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations. 2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

broughten: We have already said (or know) everything worth saying about this subject. Expansion of the contraction "that's already been brought up." Variant: brought

parentnoia: Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.

NSFS: Not safe for school, like NSFW, but not safe for school instead of work.

donions: 1) Done; Finished; Complete. 2) Wasted; Intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning. 3) To be in over one's head; To be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.