Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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@gmail.com: The only suffix to your name that you can have that succeeds PhD.
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phlog: Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.
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NSFW: Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).
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hornophobia: A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe
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safe: 3 meanings: 1. a cool person 2. to signify agreement 3. to signify something is good
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interrorgate: to interrogate needlessly under the pretext of defending against terror
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16: (n.) in rap, one verse or "sixteen" lines
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assvice: The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.
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quarter to eight: a BMW 745
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cop cleaner: A car that passes you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). By pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.
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vogues: a rim and tire making company. mainly known in the south for the white wall tire with the a yellow stripe. also referred as "ridin on mustard and moyonaise"
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drippin stains: a clean looking clear coat on a paint job, making the car appear wet.
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prayer: Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.
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POTUS: President of the United States
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Nap fraud: When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.
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laugh whore: n: a person who is an easy laugh. A laugh whore will typically laugh at all of your jokes just to gain acceptance from you. You don't mind it because it makes you feel better about yourself. Usually has a mildly obnoxious laugh to go along with his/her hair trigger laugh reflex.
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Side Buttoned: The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you. The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that. You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
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Peace: A parting phrase, in good manner
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september 10th: unimportant; trivial. how the events that happened on 9/10/01 compared to the events that happened on 9/11/01.
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word out: to mark the end of a conversation and your departure. opposite of word up
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tetris it: when you have alot of stuff to fit in a little space like packing a suitcase or filling a trunk of a car with bags.
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jazz: the coolest, freest, and yet deepest music humans have ever made
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Hope: A wish or desire accompanied by confident expectation of its fulfillment.
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burn: (1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss); to make fun of someone; used by a third party after a first party makes fun of a second party. Brought back to life by the ever-popular That 70's Show. (2) slang: to smoke marijuana or any other drug used with fire, to get high. see burn out (3) verb: to char or scorch something using fire
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internet hobo: 1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
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sheila: Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.
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72: Three days off in a row.
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pedestrian face-off: An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives. These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.