Urban Dictionary Tees

swang: Steering your car side to side when driving. Mostly done when cruising.

poppin fresh: The actual name of the pillsbury doughboy, or to be extremely fresh

ghost ride: While driving a car, open the door and climb out onto the hood while the car continues to roll. It is typical for one to dance around on the hood while the car is ghostin.

butt hurt: some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass

mysterectomy: Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

McLetdown: getting up (relatively)early, rushing to the local McDonalds, only to discover you missed the breakfast mark by .0005 of a second.

dropping paper: When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

snow job: An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

five on it: Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

janky: (adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people

faux hawk: A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

swish: Used to express that a surprising victory or zinger has occurred. (Usually accompanied by a two-handed gesture: both arms up, palms forward. Then, swing wrists so that your palms end facing the floor without moving your arms. Do this as you say "swish")

Facebook Official: The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

third coast: dirty south; hip-hop slang for the southeast

tomkitten: Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.

420: 420, indeed, was thought of years ago as the time of day some people got together to smoke pot. Now it is used as code for "Let's go get high." Also, some people consider it to be April 20th that is "National Pot Smoking Day." I prefer all of the above.

adorkable: Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.

clockblock: When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.

C and E: People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.

hop along: 1. wanna be 2. someone who rides on one's coattails 3. side kick, unwanted

Tax: to use excessively

Taxgasm: A heightened state of excitement or ecstasy over the completion of any facet of the taxation process. Usually experienced by CPA's.

BGP: Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.

.old: When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

engayed: The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

pitted out: Situation in which you are long past the working time of your deodorant, you start to get B.O., and the armpits of your shirt get wet.

sarcaustic: Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.

no asterisks: No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.