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snap music: A style of music originating in the Dirty South. Unlike Crunk music, Snap music has a slower tempo but still talks about clubbin' and strippers. It is characterized by the finger snap effect in place of the snare drum. Different people can take credit for originating this style from Fabo, D4L, and Dem Franchise Boys.

a-whole-nother: Refers to a subject that is vastly or categorically set apart from the previous subject. Unique in the English language as one of the few 'infixes' (as opposed to prefix or suffix). Other infixes include re-fucking-diculous.

typeative: Describes someone who sends long emails or instant messages. Talkative for the IM generation.

doctor shopping: Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

Bus look: A blank facial expression (Somewhat similar to a poker face) used while riding a bus. A person sustaining a bus look is often in deep thought or examining the surrounding people. Off the bus, this can be considered acting Stoic.

baller: A thug that has "made it" to the big time. Originally refered ball players that made it out of the streets to make millions as a pro ball player, but now is used to describe any thug that is living large.

porch dog: A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive. Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.

club pump: the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a bar or club with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.

yupster: A hipster with a professional job who seeks to climb the corporate ladder but remains true to indie musical tastes, lives in a hipster neighborhood, and likely has a hipster hairstyle.

voicejail: The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

double exposure: An Internet dating term. When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.

ego search: To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also "googling"

badinkadink: since badunkadunk is a big booty, badinkadink is a small booty.

Take him to the stacks: A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

Da Vinci: 1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book "The Da Vinci Code." 2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist. 3. to hack or grok.

dudess: The female version of dude, according to George W. Bush.

livin' the dream: A good response to "how are you?" If you're really livin' the dream, hold your right hand up in a "rokk!" symbol (same as sign language for "I love you"). If you are hyper-livin', hold up both hands. Can be shortened to "livin' it."

parked in goofy: When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

lie to kick it: When someone tells lies or stories to fit in with the crowd.

yo mama: 1. A phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. For example: "Kenneth replied 'yo mama' when he realized he could not counter his opponent's point." 2. The principle part of a "Yo Mama" joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so "something" that "something" occurred as a result.

500 dollar lane: The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it. (Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

primer: alcoholic beverages consumed at someone's house/residence before an evening of partying at a bar or nightclub, the premise being to save cash which you would otherwise have to spend at the establishment in order to get fully buzzed.

food coma: The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.

Wordanista: A person who spends their life telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books. First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.

bender: 1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining. 2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight. 3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

unobtainium: An imaginary unavailable material used humourously to solve otherwise impossible problems; an item of unaffordable price.

brangelina: The "relationship" of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Tune my guitar to sad: This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.