Urban Dictionary Tees

phone stamina: The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

Party socks: Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.

on tilt: To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.

sneeze tease: The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

Goo-diligence: Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.

cook by numbers: A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.

blinker fluid: An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.

buffet pants: a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

baby daddy: Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

text massage: When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

post up: To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!

kleptocracy: A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

Discolocate: To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.

Entremaneur: Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.

plane name: The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.

facepalm: The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!" Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action. Similar to *headdesk*

garage racing: Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

whambulance: The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Nanogasm: Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories

laced up: The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.

Credit Whore: Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.

mullet ratio: A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

emaul: Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you. Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.

hand hold up: In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

cardiocracy: Democracy in physical action. when you 'vote with your feet', or whenever free-expression about politics involves walking or running or pushups.

drop it like it's hot: (1) Referring to a dance move where a girl drops her ass to the floor and gets freaky. (2) A basketball term for dropping shots through the hoop. (3) A term for rappers when they drop lines/bars/rhymes that're hot.

thrifting: When one visits several different thrift shops, second-hand shops, and vintage clothing stores in the hopes of buying several items of cheap and unusual clothing and other items. One usually does this with friends.

sketchball: a. A person that is so involved in drugs, alcohol, sex, and general debauchery above what is conceiveably possible. b. A shady character. c. Someone that appears to have no moral judgment, self-respect, or general hygiene to the point where he/she is a total laughingstock that must be avoided.