Urban Dictionary Tees

C and E: People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.

hop along: 1. wanna be 2. someone who rides on one's coattails 3. side kick, unwanted

Tax: to use excessively

Taxgasm: A heightened state of excitement or ecstasy over the completion of any facet of the taxation process. Usually experienced by CPA's.

BGP: Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.

.old: When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

engayed: The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

pitted out: Situation in which you are long past the working time of your deodorant, you start to get B.O., and the armpits of your shirt get wet.

sarcaustic: Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.

no asterisks: No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.

table banking: While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

message interruptis: After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.

hindspite: Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.

beach slap: When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Cinderella: In sports, specifically the playoffs, a Cinderella is a team that does better than expected near the beginning and then quickly fades.

feeling fist: The fist used to express deep or extreme emotion during a song, in which the singer extends a fisted hand and brings it back in toward their body with intensity of emotion.

Trick Out: Verb. Etymology: coming from the modern car tuning scene. a phrase that means to modify a vehicle with as many types of aftermarket parts, performance or visual-wise, as are supported by that certain vehicle.

wrap rage: Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.

swipeout: When you've maxed out all your credit cards.

rollin' pennies: Describe a vehicle with wheels that are less than desirable: too small, ugly, mismatched, trashy, horribly colored, etc.

foodie: A person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of food, the proper preparation of food, and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation. A foodie is not necessarily a food snob, only enjoying delicacies and/or food items difficult to obtain and/or expensive foods; though, that is a variety of foodie.

shiftless: a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

face-turning: n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

learn you a lesson: 1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

talk to the hand: A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'." I really did not know that people still said this.

gray market: The term used by marketing people to describe potential buyers of old-age.

chat gravity: The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.

crowdway: Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.