Urban Dictionary Tees

bonus beer: Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a secondary fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a jacket one has not worn in some time.

glomp: To hug with enthusiasm. To pretty much tackle someone in greeting. Term used a lot over the internet. Often surrounded by "action stars, as in" *glomps buddy*

buddy punch: When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.

Trap: The area where drug deals are carried out

bust a free: A hip hop term used to denote the art of rap freestyling. Producing multiple rhyming phrases in sequence off the top of ones head with little or no preparation time.

urban exploration: The act of going places you're not supposed to go. "Urban exploration" acts as an umbrella phrase for other terms like infiltration, draining, buildering and other actions which take place in an urban setting. Often the act of urban exploration is illegal, as trespassing is usually necessary. However, the majority of urban explorers do not intend to vandalize property. One of the cardinal rules of urban exploration is "Take only photographs, leave only footprints". Also known as "urban adventure" and "ue".

chickchismo: 1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.

pancake: 1. To end a relationship suddenly. 2. To break up with an individual without prior warning. 3. To get dumped by someone and remain clueless to the reason.

Hasbian: A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.

get her jersey: slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

blow a smoke ring: To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

canadian girlfriend: When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.

snakes on a plane: A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.

air rage: Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.

Beached: adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.

tool up: grab your pistol; get your gun.

pull shades: An attempt to conceal an indiscretion, as in pulling down a window shade so no one can see inside.

neg: (n.) shortened form of "negative", meaning not in the affirmative, in the converse, detrimental, or unfavorable. negged (adv.) past-tense of neg, to have denied, refused, dismissed, shot down, et al.

hapa: It literally means half in Hawaiian. It was originally meant to describe someone who was part Hawaiian, part whatever. But the term hapa has come to mean half asian, half white to a lot of people.

shaka: Hawaiian hand gesture. It has many meanings. Originally it means to "hang loose", or to chill and be laid back. It can be used as a positive reinforcement. If somebody did something good, cool, or righteous; You can give them a shaka as a sign of approval or praise. It can also be used as a welcome/goodbye sign. Most people would give the shaka as a sign of wassup or hello, use it as a way of saying goodbye, and even use it as a thank you. To make a shaka: 1. make a fist (not a tight fist) 2. extend both your pinky and your thumb. 3. lightly shake your hand (too fast makes you like retarded or like a tourist, and too slow make you look stupid.) 4. If you don't want to do the shake, you are also able to do the "I'm tuff" motion. In a downward motion, move your hand. Giving a kind of downward wrist flick at the end. It gives you a more "i'm bad look". It's mainly used by old school Local boyz.

astroturf: Creating the impression of public support by paying people in the public to pretend to be supportive. The false support can take the form of letters to the editor, postings on message boards in response to criticism, and writing to politicians in support of the cause. Astroturfing is the opposite of "grassroots", genuine public support of an issue.

wikiality: Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

dick move: An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

Out the cuts: Generally meaning "out of nowhere". When someone/something appears suddenly without announcement.

awesinine: Stupidly brilliant, or brilliantly stupid. Describes an idea or work whose chief virtue is its overwhelming, unadulterated dumbness.

Hoss: A southern colloquial nickname for partner, a term of friendship.

Shero: a female hero; a heroine

dental denial: (n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.