Urban Dictionary Tees

NGL: Not Gonna Lie Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.

rescue chip: A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.

problem saturation: A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

youtube moment: A moment or short event where you wish you had a video camera with you. The video equivalent of a kodak moment.

Aisle Salmon: The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

autotune: Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software. An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

dudevorce: When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Dr Google: A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.

Twatted: The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter. Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?" Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted." Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

tolerance juice: Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation. In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be. Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout. Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.

Tweet-Dropping: When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves. Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.

recalculating rap: The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.

opposite marriage: The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

ding dong ditch: to knock on an anonymous door and run away

chronic: 1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. 2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

Facebook Foreplay: Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.

too posh to push: Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

erectoral vote: 1. A vote on something that means dick. 2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

Are you shitreous?: A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

ghetto upgrade: When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

Police Chase: Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

teabagging: the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

niteflix: Dreams so complex in plot and rich in production value that they seem like feature length films.

m4m: Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

echo chamber: A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.

extheist: Someone who was raised with religion but later abandoned the practice.

notice me e-mail: In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.

California roll: v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.