Urban Dictionary Tees

Tooth sweater: When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.

Facebook Alzheimer's: When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

deflating the doll: 1) packing up a hotel room to check-out 2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

Neighbornet: What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.

bing: meaning prison or jail

tweetless: Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.

H8: California's propositon 8 (the bill to make gay marriage illegal), as described by opponents of prop 8. Creates the word "hate" when read aloud.

Sharewear: An item of clothing lent by a girl to another girl to help her out on a night out when she discovers she hates her entire wardrobe just before going out.

farting gift: The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Manufactured Outrage: A falsified righteous outrage at things that are basically unimportant and meaningless, frequently employed by politicians, political activists, or the media. Politicians and talking heads use it to garner support for their causes, to claim the moral high ground and to tar their opponents; the media often just uses it in a cynical bid to increase ratings.

metatation: Metatation: The act of contemplating meditation itself, putting oneself outside the very state of meditation.

Self Qualified Referee: Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

missing link: A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Execubabble: Verbal executive communication in broad, vague terms that rise above normal speak. Characterized by an excessive use of executive words such as robust, paradigm, and drill down. Those on the receiving end of execubabble are no better informed after the speech than when it began.

Life Password: The password that you use for every website, email account, facebook, twitter, everything. Having a 'life password' is not a good idea, but everyone does it.

Douchebaguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Lying in Wake: When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.

agree to disagree: Used when one wants to reject the objective reality of the situation and hopefully replace it with their own.

text-end: When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.

cobra yawn: The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.

youtuber: One who spends so much time browsing youtube videos that they have metaphorically taken root, in the manner of a potato or other root vegetable. A couch potato of the new millenium.

Reader's Block: Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

approval from corporate: A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.

Involuntary "You Too": When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Redshirt: Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner. Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.

wwjkd: What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.

Fall Back Program: The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.

swine flucation: The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare. Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.