Urban Dictionary Tees

snowpocalypse: snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.

mondaze: a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

LCD Trip: When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.

It's complicated: One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.

slurring your text: when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

Urbaning: To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.

Vaguebooking: An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

evasive mumbling: Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

Street Creep: 1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos. 2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.

that's a good question: A phrase usually indicating that the speaker has absolutely no idea how to answer said question. Often used to stall for time.

the time: Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.

Grand Theft Impairment: The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.

iSmear: A long horizontal smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a greasy finger.

iphone effect: shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.

oral sex: The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse. These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.

time vampire: Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

Dick Offset: Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.

hyphenated: A woman who is married.

Leno Giver: When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

muffin top: When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Seduciary Responsibility: The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.

text-hole: Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.

professional student: Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

guinea fridge: a refrigeration unit or freezer that resides in the garage

Towel permanence: The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

working hard or hardly working: Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.

abc sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

FMTPO: Abbreviation of "For me to poop on." Popularised by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog of "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" fame.