Urban Dictionary Tees

blank stairs: 1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere 2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

iFatigue: The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.

typerventilating: sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.

Chipmunking: The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.

Chronasseur: A connoisseur in the field of Marijuana Studies.

Red Pen Police: People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

Cruise Weight: The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

Election hangover: The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.

vote for pedro: Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Hoodrat Shit: The act of engaging in undesirable or unlawful activities such as stealing, smoking marijuana, and drinking forties on the street.

Eh hole: A canadian asshole.

minimoon: Short trip after a couple gets married in place of a full honeymoon.

Workjacked: This occurs when you complete an assignment, project, or other accomplishment and a co-worker, supervisor, executive or other employee either a. claims the credit for the work accomplished b. discredits the work accomplished for no apparent reason c. requests a lot of useless modifications or asks a lot of pointless questions to make the work seem inadequate This situation is typically encountered when interacting with people who either do no or little work, have no accomplishments, and or are lacking in grey matter Short: WJ

Nerdist Colony: Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.

halloween: celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.

Bug-out Bag: A pack be it small or large one would keep close by loaded with essentials of survival. Urban and Rural Bug-out bags may differ in contents but will be used during and for the same event.

prolebrity: A professional athlete that achieves celebrity status, especially a professional in action sports.

Cry Face: The state your face is in right before you cry, just after you've cried, or when you almost cried.

Frankenstorm: A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.

bodybooking: Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.

hornymoon: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.

Garbivore: A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.

Walk blocker: A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

blabber infection: The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from. Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

Trigger warning: Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."

Romnesia: (1) To flip-flop. (2) To black out.

Sneeze Freeze: The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

pocket veto: The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."