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Poster's Remorse: The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.

Slam Nom: To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.

Hipster Cable: The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.

Dental Damn: When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.

whistleblower: An insider who reveals an act, generally illegal, taking place, which the person committing the act would not wish to be public. The word comes from the idea that the whistleblower is "blowing a whistle" to stop the illegal action that he/she sees.

Pringlelingus: The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.

Red bull without a cause: The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

devil is beating his wife: This expression is used to describe the weather when it is raining and sunny, also referred to as a "sunshower."

government: government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.

Smilezoned: When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.

Gift Card Millionaire: A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

justice boner: The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.

SMIDSY: An acronym - "Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.

vurp: a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two

Homance: A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.

gloatgram: an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.

motorpsycho: an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others. an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.

Wardrobe creep: The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Immoral superiority: The belief or attitude that one is cooler than another because they pursue or pursued illicit deeds.

Cumberbitch: 1.Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented English stage and on-screen actor Benedict Cumberbatch. 2. A refernce given to people who admire the beautiful features of Benedict Cumberbatch. ex- his green eyes, beautiful cheekbones, sexy toussled hair. 3. Can be proper ladies, or "dirty. dirty ladies" and everyone in between.

mosquito tinnitus: A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.

Driving While Gray: A rude and age-ist accusation made by young drivers against older drivers whose speed does not exceed the legal limit.

rulebombing: Mass reporting of any violation of a rule while disrespecting the intent of the rule, just for the sake of getting something removed.

Michael Scott Racist: A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.

Highlingual: The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languages Can be actual knowledge of the language that was forgotten but was remembered because your high. Or a completely false belief (when their translation has nothing to do with the actual translation)

Riker's Beard: The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

crack is whack: A term coined by Whitney Houston in an interview by Barbara Walters. Whitney Houston was denying her drug addiction by citing the simple fact that she can afford to do BETTER drugs.

bacon tetris: The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.