Urban Dictionary Tees

De-extinction: The ability to resurrect extinct species.

Shit Bow: An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

fruit and flowers: What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes. The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

moronification: - the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

cooked: a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

causeplay: Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.

robosexual: Generally speaking, someone whose primary sexual orientation is towards robots. They may be human or synthetic persons, and straight, gay, bi, etc is not specified. (Unfortunately, this word is often confused "romosexual," which is the only word that refers to someone who is both gay and a robot.) Inspired by Bender from the TV show Futurama

Hangxiety: The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!

Anecdata: Anecdotal information gathered and then presented as fact.

Deely Bobber: Headband with two obnoxious antennae-like protrusions (frequently springs), having bauble (frequently fluffy things) on the end. Most often seen on hen nights and charity runs.

Whiskey leaks: When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.

Asphalt Queen: An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Giggity: A word used to point out a phrase that could be turned into something sexual, similar to "That's what she said". Originated from Glenn Quagmire on Family Guy.

MAMIL: Middle aged men in Lycra a term coined by leading market research firm Mintel. Michael Oliver, who wrote the report, said: "Thirty or 40 years ago, people would ride a bike for economic reasons, but our research suggests that nowadays a bicycle is more a lifestyle addition, a way of demonstrating how affluent you are." The research shows that growth in bike sales is being propelled by 35- to 45-year-old men with families, who instead of going off and buying a sports car as they approach middle age now go for high-end bike instead.

Ferda: Commonly used among hockey players. It means "For the" for short. Like ferda boys and for the boys. Also used to describe someone as a good friend or something that sounds cool.

grillfit: An outfit you wear specifically for grilling

mockbuster: A low-budget (but not necessarily bad) movie made after a blockbuster using a similar plot and often exploiting on its publicity campaign.

press the flesh: To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

dhmu: Dhmu (don’t hit me up) is a phrase used on snapchat. It is used to say “don’t text me or dm me or contact in any way.” People put on their snapchat story “dhmu” to express they are sad, or don’t feel like talking. sometimes but not all the time, dhmu is used for attention so people ask them what’s wrong.

fisticuffs: Fisticuffs are a favourite pastime for the Victorian Gentleman, as well as a way to sort out minor scuffles and souffles. Unlike modern boxers, the Victorian Gentlemen were not layabouts nor lollygaggers; they required neither padding nor special equipment. Bare knuckle fighting was the order of the day, and some experts believe it was the special of the day. This mano-a-mano competition could continue for anything up to 45 days, both combatants circling each other slowly, weighing up the strengths and weakenesses of their opponent and smoking fine cigars. During fisticuffs, the jacket is always taken off, braces are unhooked from the shoulder and sleeves are rolled up.

Cuckold: A gathering of 2 or more Cybertrucks.

Loser back home: An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen. Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest". Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.

Sporno: 'Where sport and porn meet and produce a huge money shot' Coined by British writer Mark Simpson - who also coined the term 'metrosexual' - in OUT magazine in 2006. Used to describe the phenomenon of professional male athletes such as David Beckham, Freddie Ljunberg and various naked rugby players, posing naked - or almost naked - and oiled up in homoerotic poses on the side of buses to sell men's briefs and nudie male calendars. http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/ Also used to describe inadvertently, sometimes comically pornographic-seeming snaps of sporting action - usually male team sports where one player appears to be mounting another or giving a blow job.

peak fiction: anime that is so good that if you search it up + analysis, you'll get twenty page essays analyzing it

Scam Baiting: Scam Baiting (SKAM bay.ting) pp. Harassing an email scammer, particularly one running a 419 advance fee fraud scheme, by feigning interest in the scam and then tricking the scammer into performing costly, silly or time-wasting tasks. Synonyms: scam-baiting, scambaiting, b8ing, baiting. - scam baiter n.

yawnsense: The incredibly stupid things you say when you are overly tired.

Disasteroid: A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

bumsters: The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.