Urban Dictionary Tees

Nowcaster: A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

poltergeese: I personally think that the plural form of “poltergeist” should be “poltergeese” because it just makes sense .

Omninom: All Hungry, All devouring

schmuck insurance: A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

Tendies: Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Midwest Princess: he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include: Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops. Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature. Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners. Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.

wave of death: It occurs in traffic and often leads to a bad accident. One car is stopped. Another car coming in the opposite direction wants to turn left in front of the stopped car. The driver of the stopped car waves as if to say "it's OK to make the left turn in front of me". However, in the empty lane to the right of the stopped car, here comes another car whose driver has no idea that the left-turning car got the OK wave. The left-turning car and the car in the empty lane hit together usually pretty hard. Thus, the wave of death.

oldhead: A young person who acts older than they are. Usually in their early 20s.

Rockegnize: To recognize a famous musician, aka rockstar

Ye Olde Bussy: Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.

Jobby: A portmanteau of "Job" and "Hobby"; usually derived from the fact you live paycheck to paycheck in a capitalist hellscape, Your Hobby becomes a source of side-hustle income that you tend to rely on, rather than it simply being a way to relax and gain enrichment as a human. Ironically, as a nod to the definition across the pond, it does, in fact, feel like shit.

No Worries: The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.

Woat: Worst Of All Time. Opposite of Goat meaning Greatest Of All Time

sensy girl: A Sensy Girl is a cool chill girl who can handle her weed. The word “sensy” is derived from “Sensimilla,” the female strain of the cannibas plant, and in particular, its Caribbean nickname. As popularized by the hit single "Sensy Girl" by Gino McKoy from the Lumina soundtrack

show show way: a Chinese internet slang equivalent to “收收味” meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/收收味" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.

2spooky4me: A word that is used on the internet (sarcastically) to point out if something is scary, however, the use of it is commonly seen on YouTube videos featuring the song of: Spooky Scary Skeletons in accompany of another popular phrase: "You have been spooked by the spookeh skeleton" Another common (sarcastic) alternative is "3spooky5me" which is an even bigger over used joke.

Horseback Jesus: A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

Oldtaku: An elder otaku. The highest population of oldtaku are Gen X-ers and Millenials. These otaku were around when anime was on VHS tapes and/or during the transition from VHS to DVDs that had to be purchased in stores such as Suncoast or SamGoody. They most likely watched anime on Midnight Run and pirated anime on their windows 95. Oldtaku are not restricted to watching only vintage anime, however if you tell them you are a fan of Evangelion or Cowboy Bebop you better be talking about the originals.

Fog Juice: The amount of precipitation that is more than a mist but less than rain.

Idiot Plot: A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.

menoposse: A group of female professionals, typically with medical backgrounds, who have linked together with the common purpose of educating peri/menopausal women about their rights to receive up-to-date information about the overwhelming benefits of hormone replacement therapy (HRT). The menoposse's remit expands beyond advocating for a women's right to access HRT (a.k.a menopausal hormone therapy) for the symptoms of menopause to the use of HRT for to support women's brain, bone, genitourinary and heart health long into old age. The menoposse is active in advocating changes to the US governmental and medical systems to support the rights of peri/menopausal women on the topics of HRT and other therapies to enhance their quality of life.

aw tysm: means "aw thank you so much" but when siri or text to speech says it, it sounds like autism.

Blorbo: Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.

me likey: I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. Buy it for me.

Posture check: Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

\m/(-_-)\m/: ROCK ON! A simple smiley resembling what happens when u put all of ur fingers down except for the pinky and pointer finger. Simply means rock on.

sanewashing: Attempting to downplay a person or idea's radicality to make it more palatable to the general public. This is often done by claiming that the radicals are taken out of context, don't truly represent the movement, or that opponents' arguments about its severity are wrong. Oftentimes, the person doing the sanewashing isn't radical themselves—they may be doing so because they genuinely don't believe the movement to be radical, or are trying to justify to themselves how they can support a radical movement. A portmanteau of "sane" + "whitewashing" (portraying something as better than it is). Coined on the /r/neoliberal subreddit in late 2020 to describe progressives who misrepresent radical stances.

Showciopath: When watching a show or series with other people, The person in a relationship or group that refuses to wait for the other members to be available for the watch party. Selfish tendencies with zero thoughts given about the connection of a group of individuals to enjoy the show together. The individual Often does complain rewatching but lacks interest due to already watching the show and spoils the mood. Increasing urge of a show addict and feels that there isn’t a problem with watching the show without the group.