Urban Dictionary Tees

shock and aww: When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells. From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary. Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked

Sniffari: Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.

loml: Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.

brain lint: Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

Y'allywood: The burgeoning film industry in Georgia. Because of state tax incentives, more production companies are moving shoot locations from traditional (but expensive) locations like Hollywood and New York in order to save money.

business socks: The socks you where when its business time, popularized by Flight of the Conchords.

wazzock: Popularised by Tony Capstick (in "Capstick Comes Home") in 1981 and used since as a minor insult (similar to how "idiot" is used as an insult). Originally meant "bull's penis" (originally described to me as "bull's prick"). See also "wazz" for another derivative of this sense of the word. Whether it was ever applied to other animals or humans I don't know - but as "wazz" is used for human urination in the West and North of England, I'd imagine so. Was fairly rare in Yorkshire before Capstick's popularisation of it in 1981.

Aunty: In some other countries, they are used as nice, more loving words to address closely related older women.

dining room table: Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

Holding Space: Typically used in queer media, Holding space is used when you feel power in something and really need to hold space with that.

pseud: (noun) |Plural: pseuds| A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing. Shortening of the word: Pseudo Pronounced: "Su'youd"

Tiger Stripes: stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger

vanifesto: A van covered in political stickers and other propaganda reflecting the owner’s political beliefs. Usually driven by a right-wing nut job.

homieship: The state of friendship between homies.

Small Potatoes: small, insignificant; small or insignificant in quantity comes from the Irish potatoe famine from 1845 - 1849, as potatoes was the main food source in Ireland. Used to describe the small surviving potatoes that were picked

Butt Rock: A style of hard rock & heavy metal music that is watered down both musically and lyrically to garner maximum radio play and mainstream acceptance. Lyrical themes are drawn from a put-on “tough guy / bro” persona, and include being a badass, getting lots of pussy, strippers, partying, and being betrayed or alone. Image wise, butt rock bands typically consist of guys in their mid-30s with spiky hair, Affliction t-shirts, and bad tattoos (usually barbed wire or tribal). The typical fan emulates this fashion style and exhibits what they think are “manly” personality traits, such as frequently drinking energy drinks, driving an unnecessarily large truck, and otherwise overcompensating for an insecurity in their masculinity. They also tend to have a superficial knowledge of metal music, being familiar only with bands that receive regular radio rotation. Examples of butt rock bands include Five Finger Death Punch, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, Nickelback, Disturbed, and Three Doors Down.

Cardboard Salesman: A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online

bedcrack: The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.

Sneaker Head: The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers

Sigogglin: si-gogglin Adj. Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance. This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America. See also cattywompus

chemosabe: A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.

kakistocracy: "government by the least qualified, most stupid members"

Depresso Espresso: A fun way to say depression

tastemaker: N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

hangry: When someone becomes irritated, angry, or cranky when they haven't eaten and are hungry.

hesher: Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt. Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

BLOBJECT: BLOBJECT Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life". Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust. Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..

sweetie wife: Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.