Zucci Tee
Zucci is the smell of the imminent storm before it hits the maple wood on a summer day. Both the scorching sun and the chilling rain that rattles the desolated desert. She is the low vibration that betides in your throat from the sound of 2 AM conversations. The fragrance of sweet Osmanthus when you find yourself awake at dawn. She is the sight of Amaryllis sitting on your windowsill. The sublime taste in your mouth as you relish a newly-found café. She is the untouched poetry book that can be found on the very bottom shelf in an old library you used to visit. The dampening of the hem of your shirt from a stranger's umbrella on a rainy weekday. She is all there is and all that will ever be. She is a paradox, valiant yet forbearing. She is both the rebuttal and the reaffirmation. It is safe to say that she exists because the Gods deemed it necessary to bestow to mankind. In times of madness and mayhem, you will be found.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡