Zordian Tee
A type of mammal-like hexadecapod with a long tounge. Their name (Pronounced as ZOR-DEE-IN) stems from the mixture of the words “Zorro”, which means “fox”, and “Dian”, meaning “divine”. They are split up across several differing genus', all belonging to the zordian superfamily “Eurficampus” (Pronounced YER-FI-CAM-PUS). Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get. Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads. Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂