Zordian Mug
A type of mammal-like hexadecapod with a long tounge. Their name (Pronounced as ZOR-DEE-IN) stems from the mixture of the words “Zorro”, which means “fox”, and “Dian”, meaning “divine”. They are split up across several differing genus', all belonging to the zordian superfamily “Eurficampus” (Pronounced YER-FI-CAM-PUS). Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get. Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads. Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊