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Zorato Tee

A mythical reptilian/insectoid creature from the volcanic-swamp planet of Tyra'Usi. The natives of the planet Tyra'Usi, the Tirothens, talk of an ancient creature that once plundered the lands of this world. They describe Zorato to be anywhere from seven feet and three inches to seven feet and eight inches in height, said to be around two thousand pounds in weight, and has the length of eleven feet from extended mandibles to tail. The literal meaning of Zorato Styrano, in the Tirothen tounge, means 'Underground Reaper' or 'Reaper of the Underground'. The myth of this creature is very ancient to the natives of Tyra'Usi and say Zorato is a god of destruction and underworld. The story of Zorato goes back to the golden age of Tyra'Usi, or what the Tirothens call this period of time, 'Tinira Assui', which literally means 'Great Time'. The capital city of Tyra'Usi, Syunia'Yuia, fell victim to great destruction during the time of religious ceremony at night. During this time, Syunia'Yuia was remembered having large earthquakes where buildings would cave into themselves, and the natives ran around in confusion and fear. Then a large beast with scythe-like claws would explode out of the ground with a loud pitched noise and take the confused down into the darkness again, to never be seen again. By dawn the city was in ruins and the only reminder of this nightmarish creature is the once proud city of Syunia'Yuia, which is now to this day in ruins. Fear that the creature now known as Zorato would come and take them into the ground again never see the light of day again. Though this creature was never reportedly seen again, the natives of Tyra'Usi still remember the dark creature of the ground. After that day many, many years ago, Zorato has always been blamed for earthquakes by the Tirothen priests, and was taken as a sign of anger from Zorato. A religious book, much similar to our Holy Bible, called 'Issa Ty Zorato', which literally means 'Book of Zorato', has been written with many prophecys of the death that Zorato has caused. Religious ceremonys are held at night every two days. A eleven foot hole is dug and sacrifical offers are offered to, Zorato Styrano, the Underground Reaper, or the god of destruction and underworld.

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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

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