Zoey Tee
Zoey is the most amazing, wonderful, random, but remarkable person you'll ever meet. Shes got a heart of gold and the mouth of a sailor. Shes outstandingly beautiful. She'll put a smile to your face and love you be th ond words. To endure a life with Zoey, you'll find heights you've never reached. She'll grow with you and teach you to be the best person you can be. Love her with every piece of you and more. Just like I love her. And to the Zoey who reads this "definition"... I love you to the ends of the universe and back my dear. To infinity and beyond my love. I'll love you until the last star dies. You are, my love, my life, my breath, my galaxy. Its us in the end. I promise. Not one God will tear me away from you or stop mg heart long enough for me to quit loving you. I love you with all of my heart. Please. Never leave. -The Knight to Your Heart ❤🥰🌻
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating