Zoe Tee
Elusive and special, the Zoe is found in rare and select middle schools, you must befriend her, give her a heartfelt parting gift and wait for around 18 years. Then and only then can you catch a glimpse of the gorgeousness that is a Zoe. She will be your bestfriend and the person you want to spend all your time with. If you can cope with a few weird habits like drinking hot water and the occasional mid-meal desert, having a Zoe love you is scientifically accepted as the coolest thing in the Universe. Funny and clever, a wild Zoe is not to be messed with. Can appear harmless at first but don't let her beauty and angelic features fool you. Her patented "croches-pattes" are devastatingly effective, combining it sometimes with a little snow throwing can really unsettle even the most powerful. Once you learn to accept these techniques though, you'll be rewarded with the tender understanding that you've met someone truly special, that will love you and support you even if you make mistakes and are often wrong. And the realization that meeting a Zoe, if you play your cards right, is the last person you need to meet. Because all other creatures become frivolous.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition