Zilan Tee
Zilans are usually alcoholics. They carry a bottle of alcohol where ever they go and will not hesitate to get drunk in any situation. Even at her workplace or in school. Zilans are really small. Like the smallest person you will ever see. She is a small bean and you wanna poke her cheeks all the time. She probably is saving herself for allah even though she is christian that is a secret atheist. Zilans have the best sense of fashion as they will show up in grey sweats and grey sweaters and the same hairstyle always. If you know a zilan that hasn't died of lung cancer yet, she hasn't got many time left as she is a chainsmoking bitch. Her biggest accomplishment is her sugar daddy business. She most definitely has a new sugar daddy every next week. She also sells sexual favours from friends for money, so beware! All that apart she is really cool and one of the most genuine bitches out there. If you know a Zilan you're blessed for eternity. Mainly because her knees are so soft and comfortable.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!