Zephan Tee
Zephan is the sexiest man you will ever meet he may look skinny but is truly strong he has a 4 pack he doesn't like too brag about anything he may also be very intelligent he may not make the smartest decisions but he is smart. He is charming and you can get lost in his divine hazel eyes. He can have the softest and cutest hair style when he has around 5 inches of hair and it is usually curlier the longer it grows. He may have a high pitch voice but he wont mind He is usually around 4"11 in middle school and has a 6 inch dick soft and when in adulthood he can have a 12 inch dick. He is strong and wont let anybody fuck with him he will need personal space but he can fuck up anyone. He is not scared of anything and only jokes around and when someone touches him he will warn them to not touch him and try not to lethal when he attacks in self defense. He willonly attack a bully or anyone that attacks him he will only attack them I self defense. He may not get any girlfriends but he may have people crush on him and maybe he crushes back but he will never tell
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.